But jesus fuck I’d swallow poison if it tasted like you.

(via amigara)

gaskarths:

chrona:

helyon:

Only farmers understand these farmer meme

i dont get can someone please explain this to me wjat is a head tomato

looks like we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

gaskarths:

chrona:

helyon:

Only farmers understand these farmer meme

i dont get can someone please explain this to me wjat is a head tomato

looks like we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

wussut:

What is love?

Her definition was by far my favorite

Best.

Kiss me hard before you go. Jemma.

I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same question. - Harun Yahya

Having a boyfriend that is quite frankly fucking amazing at oral is just perfect you know really fucking perfect especially when he comes round after a shit day at work and just makes you forget everything but that gorgeous gorgeous mouth oh yes today was good goodbye.

#tmi #heh heh heh #love #boyfriend #sex #oral #AGAIN!
andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

kleinemi:

For whatever we lose
(a you or a me)
it’s always ourselves
we find in the sea.
 - E.E. Cummings

Her skin is white cloth,
And she’s all sewn apart
And she has many colored pins
Sticking out of her heart.

She has a beautiful set
Of hypno-disk eyes,
The ones that she uses
To hypnotize guys.

She has many different zombies
Who are deeply in her trance.
She even has a zombie
Who was originally from France.

But she knows she has curse on her
A curse she cannot win.
For if someone gets
Too close to her,

The pins stick farther in.

#Tim Burton #love this
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