But jesus fuck I’d swallow poison if it tasted like you.
Only farmers understand these farmer meme
i dont get can someone please explain this to me wjat is a head tomato
looks like we’ve got ourselves a city slicker
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
What is love?
Her definition was by far my favorite
I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same question. - Harun Yahya
Having a boyfriend that is quite frankly fucking amazing at oral is just perfect you know really fucking perfect especially when he comes round after a shit day at work and just makes you forget everything but that gorgeous gorgeous mouth oh yes today was good goodbye.#tmi #heh heh heh #love #boyfriend #sex #oral #AGAIN!
small obama chases a much larger version of himself
I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT
literally fuck off
For whatever we lose
(a you or a me)
it’s always ourselves
we find in the sea.
- E.E. Cummings
Her skin is white cloth,
And she’s all sewn apart
And she has many colored pins
Sticking out of her heart.
She has a beautiful set
Of hypno-disk eyes,
The ones that she uses
To hypnotize guys.
She has many different zombies
Who are deeply in her trance.
She even has a zombie
Who was originally from France.
But she knows she has curse on her
A curse she cannot win.
For if someone gets
Too close to her,
The pins stick farther in.#Tim Burton #love this